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Ha ha you are such a egg whiter Kevin, you tell the best funnies!
New Egg is a website where you can buy all types of technology. From Vacumes to drones. Also a wide variety of computer parts.
"Hey, where did you get that graphics card from?"
"I got it from New Egg"
Also known as Eggs Venedict, Eggs Venni is a legendary Venetian breakfast dish that refers to a variation of Egg Benedict that must include poached eggs and hollandaise sauce. As Venetians traditionally consume sweet pastries with their morning espressos, Eggs Benedict is almost impossible to find in Venice. Eggs Venni has become something of a legend, because it is almost impossible to find.
Screw all these bombolones , I could kill for some Eggs Venni!
The act of receiving oral sex from a person that is sobbing.
The term describes the salty tears that land on the testicles of the receiver.
"Bro Janessa was giving me head and I wanted to try Salting the eggs, so I reminded her how her fucking dog died last week, best head I've ever had."
The chinese man whos head is like an egg. He is famous for singing a song with the lyrics "xue hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiao".
Person 1: "Hey who sung the xue hua piao piao song?" Person 2: "Oh the Egg Man sung it."