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A Toaster Fairy, is when you pass out really drunk, sleep all night, and wake up with a horrible erection instead of a hangover.
"You hear my bro had a toaster fairy last week?"
the fair that hides munchies in the middle of the night
"Bro there’s lunchables in the fridge we ain’t buy "
"No way bro it had to be the munchie fairy"
a fairy that only comes around when u are getting maximum pleasure from getting a blumpkin.
When i was getting a hardcore blumpkin. the blumpkin fairy came and blessed me.
The stench of sex after banging a girl. Mostly the smell of vaginal fluids
The fairy mist kept me on 20 minutes after
An item Saria gives to Link once he leaves the Kokiri Forest. He gets rid of it once the finds the Ocarina of Time.
Link, don't lose this fairy ocarina or I swear to the Deku Tree I will burn your house down.
A woman that loves a married man and is his partner in an affair. Should be ashamed of herself. No morals. Posting love online and clearly isn't what he wants. Fake love. I hope he leaves her for you. And I hope he hurts you in the exact same way he is hurting her now.
Keep being crapping like The Gardener in Fairy Tales. He doesn't love you or his wife. But you should tell her about the afair . Admit it to her like you do to random strangers. so she can find the love she deserves. Scum bag. Fake love. You deserve to be alone. Homewrecker.
The Easter fairy Claus is a non-existent person/creature used to show how unbelievable something is. Also known as ocean front property in Arizona.
If you believe that line of crap, I'm the Easter Fairy Claus!