fanny badger

A dirty homeless man who scrounges for young girls in mysterious places such as the woods, wasteland and your garden

"Look, John! It's that dirty old fanny badger again!"

Fanny Badger

A recently single legend of the game who's reputation procedes him and is hitting the dating scene like a bat out of hell.

"Dude I'm single again, Its time for the rise of the fanny badger."
OR
"The fanny badger is reborn"

Fanny Dodger

A male who does not like to have sexual relations with females

How that Dave is a reet fanny dodger isn't he.

fluttery fanny

A fanny that flutters

Oooo, kc has a Fluttery fanny!

Pirate Fanny

Dull, tense, missionary sex with a parrot up one's arse.

Brenda asked me to re-fill the dishwasher last night. Pirate fanny soon sorted that out.