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the smell of a low quality lager
When I opened up that bottle of Hite, it smelled like a witch's fart.
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when one farts while trying to hold in a poop in order to filter the fart surrounding the poop.
i damn near sharted myself over there. good thing i know how to filter fart
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When a little shithead of a kid is so small he could be blown away by a stiff fart.
That kid Holden is such a fart kite, I can't stand him.
A fart used as an intentional assault on another individual's or group of individual's sense of smell. These farts can be used as a primary assault or a deterrent.
For example, when one individual wants to prevent another from approaching or remaining in proximity, one can use this noxious assault as a deterrent.
Additionally, rebuttal Sadam Farts can be used in the event that someone else has created a smell that is otherwise undesireable.
Al: I was at this coffee shop and this girl next to me put on this lotion that smelled horrible, so I let out a rebuttal Saddam Fart.
Fred: That's like biological warfare.
Justin: They were looking for WMDs in all the wrong places. They were really fi tizuk ("in your rectum" in Arabic).
the most undefinable stench coming from the human body after a night of dropping 40s in the way of a fart
jason: Man, i just killed a rose bush with that beer fart!
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When one develops bloating and the discharge of gas, due to the movements of the intestines due to hunger.
I have the hunger farts. I better eat some food.
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Following a particularly heinous gastral discharge, the essence of fart that clings to a person and follows them as they move, usually good for a range of anywhere between 5-50 feet.
Tom excused himself to go rip a huge cloud of methane from his ass in another room, but he didn't wait long enough for the fart to dissipate. He came back to his desk dragging a nasty fart trail behind him that made the rest of us nauseous.
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