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the smell of a low quality lager
When I opened up that bottle of Hite, it smelled like a witch's fart.
A fart that produces a surprisingly loud noise due to the plastic chair being sat on acting as an amplifier.
John was sitting in the Doctor's waiting room when he felt the need to fart. He tried to slip out a silent one but ended up doing a plastic fart. It was so loud an old lady shit herself and two babies started to cry.
when one farts while trying to hold in a poop in order to filter the fart surrounding the poop.
i damn near sharted myself over there. good thing i know how to filter fart
When a little shithead of a kid is so small he could be blown away by a stiff fart.
That kid Holden is such a fart kite, I can't stand him.
the most undefinable stench coming from the human body after a night of dropping 40s in the way of a fart
jason: Man, i just killed a rose bush with that beer fart!
When you have a crush on a girl/or guy, then realize how completely wrong you were, and slap yourself for even thinking about being with them. A false crush.
Ken liked Sandra yesterday, but after spending the day with her, he realized he was just having a heart fart.
Following a particularly heinous gastral discharge, the essence of fart that clings to a person and follows them as they move, usually good for a range of anywhere between 5-50 feet.
Tom excused himself to go rip a huge cloud of methane from his ass in another room, but he didn't wait long enough for the fart to dissipate. He came back to his desk dragging a nasty fart trail behind him that made the rest of us nauseous.