Fainting Goat

n. A breed of pygmy goat that when exposed to a threatening stimulus, screams for a few second but then loses consciousness, further to locking its knees so they stand straight in the air while it rolls onto its back and "plays dead."

The fainting goat dropped to the ground when the horse in the adjacent stall bucked at the wall.

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goat pussy

a woman that has sex with men back to back,

we arrived to the party so late nothing but goat pussy left.

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Goat scabs

Scabs on the genitals or face caused by any variety of STDs.

Also scabs from smoking Meth or Crack Respectively.

Man, I got goat scabs from Lindsay Lohan last night.

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Feeding the goat

1. Sneaking around in highschool to do drugs, have sex, or other forbidden activities. Common in agricultural areas. See also "Feeding the cow" "Feeding the sheep" and so on.

"My parents have no idea. I just tell them we are feeding the goat."

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GOAT of Basketball

Jordan is the GOAT.

Who’s the GOAT of basketball ? Jordan.

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goat island

the desolate and forgotten area between the testicles and the anus

After three days of hiking through the jungle, that motherfucker had a ripe-ass goat island.

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woke GOAT

(person/personality) - Person that claims and is revered as the "Greatest of all Time" by a group of pathetic apologists or person otherwise not able to form a proper opinion.

Man, Simon Biles is a quitter, nothing more than a "woke GOAT!"

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