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This is a game played amongst members of the drum corps. They tour the U.S. and during so play this game. In this race each section chooses one of its members to represent them. This representative must then try to get laid as much as possible while on this tour. Whichever representative has gotten laid the most, and in the most states, by the end of the tour is the winner.
Bro last year I was the Great State Race champion!
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Similar to the Great American Challenge
Stage One:
Irish Car Bombs
Stage Two:
Finish your Guinness
(With fries)
Stage Three:
Hustle around the block, each swaddling a beer, and whoever comes last has to do a jig, everyone opens the can above their head
(Mashed potatoes)
Stage Four:
Eat bowl of lucky charms with Irish cream
(One big bowl with many spoons)
(Baked potatoes)
Stage Five:
Pass around 4 40s and the bjong to remember what was lost
Say a limerick before you get bjong access (pen and paper on the porch)
Final Stage:
Find pre-hidden item (shamrock or smething) ((make Matt hide it))
(End with latkes)
bob: bro we did the great irish challenge last night!
gus: wow! im allergic to potatoes!
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The sweetest of all sweet movies that encourages fights against injustice. Used as a compliment toward someone partially skilled in martial arts.
you're the last great fighter. you just got schooled by those ninjas.
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Donald Trump's attempt to stop illegal Mexicans from crossing the border even though he would still bring illegal immigrants across the border to build his towers for no pay.
Jose: hey yo Juan, did ya see da new door to America over there.
Juan: I thot it was the Great Wall of Mexico by el diablo.
Jose: Nah Pablo, they just made it too high. You tryna climb that shit.
Juan: bet.
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The Third Great war is the war that happened in area 51 after 1.000.000 chads Naruto ran into the base, sadly there were no survivors, after this event, many more chads raised from there underground chad kingdoms and attacked the US Army. After this, the great war started were more than 100.000.000 million gamers furries and e girls died.
The slogan used by the chads in this war was " We die once and we shall naruto run forever in heaven"
Sadly they all went to hell
We will never forget the third great war, those naruto runners will run forever in heaven
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1. The mother of one's stepgrandparent.
2. The stepmother of one's grandparent.
My step-great-grandmother is a good person.
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A great grand cougar, the oldest of her BFF grand cougar girl friends who hunts for men younger than those men with her girlfriends. Or at least she tries to...
"I see those men at the bar over there, but I have my eyes on that 18-year old hanging out by the door." says the Great Grand Cougar to her Grand Cougar friends.
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