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A time to be ready that is considered too early in the morning. Usually, it is a time between 02:00 and 05:00 a.m.
Example One:
Director: Tomorrow's schedule begins at 05:00 a.m., so be ready by 04:30 a.m.
Employee (under his breath): Oh crap! Another Zero-Dark-Buffalo-Hour timing!
Example Two:
Employee One: What time do we have to be ready?
Employee Two: Zero-Dark-Buffalo-Hour
Employee One: Shit! I wanted to sleep in!
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Also known as an HSOP, this is a male's shower that takes an hour. Any male spending an hour in the shower is quite obviously masturbating in there.
Ben was an HSOP master, his hour shower of power happened twice daily.
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In a similar context to the employment contract.
A zero hour contract dad is a father who is forced to adhere to limited hours with their child/children while in fear of being released from their "contract" basically having their child access stopped by a controlling mother.
"I just dont find it fair. Shes treating me like a zero hour contract dad. Giving me such short hours to see my kids and if I am unable to come to hours dropped on me at the last minute she stops my access"
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A place where you should never take you film to be processed.
The author, being the employee responsible for making calls to customers whose film has been pwned, knows.
Yo dawg, I took dat philm to dees CVS 1 hour photo, and them foto machine-ez ate-ed my film - twice! I got dat sick philm back in a baggied yo, but it be cool 'cause the brother gave me a nu roll of dat schweet CVS brand philm.
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A time between 2 am and 5 am when you and your closest friends open up about your deepest feeling, usually about depression.
"Nothing feels right"
"Is it real sad nigga hours?"
"yea"
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A three hour tour is doing a narcotic such as coke or speed to lift you up for a bit at a club or after hours.
Thanks for the 3 hour tour you left in the bathroom at the after hours. That had me dancing strong.
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Its a ginger person who has a lot of sex in one hour
God Wayne, when can I stop the Ginger Pube Rush Hour!
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