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When you start searching the internet for one thing and end up looking at a series of unrelated things, usually culminating in browsing memes or that "one weird trick" you didn't know you needed to complete your life.
Me: "Hey Amy, what'cha doing?"
Amy: "Browsing the internet."
Me: "You've been on the computer for three hours! I think somebody is experiencing some Internet drift! I'm just sayin."
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Phrase describing a factitious overage given by a man about the size of his penis. In general internet inches adds two or more inches onto the real size of the penis.
Janet: Hey Tommy. Do gay men do the same thing? I'm getting frustrated.
Tommy: About what?
Janet: I started dating this guy I met online and we finally decided to have sex last night. He told me at least 10 times during our dating that he was the "8 incher"...
Tommy: It was six, right? You just gotta love those internet inches.
Janet: Oh so they do it in the gay community too...
Tommy: Dahling....men are men...whether gay or straight..*laughs*
lie untruth plus two
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Internet Multi-Level Marketing. Describes a large segment of online "how to make money online" tutorials, which involve getting a mark involved with the affiliate marketing industry. Ironically, these tutorials themselves include affiliate links to products which are directed to people getting started in affiliate marketing. The Internet MLMer gets paid when a mark signs up for the paid services through his affiliate links.
Even crazier, the revenue for many of these services are a monthly recurring revenue, which means that if a mark subscribes for life, his lifetime value to the Internet MLMer is in the thousands of dollars - perhaps more if additional products and services can be sold to the mark. A skilled Internet MLMer can earn in excess of six figures a month.
Jesse wants to quit his day job after watching an Internet MLMer's YouTube video on how to make money online. But first, he needs to buy ClickMagic, GetResponse, LeadPages, and 50onRed. Make sure you click my links below for a special discount, and sign up for my mailing list for a free e-book guide.
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Mutual agreement between two parties that met from a social platform to perform conception through mailing the male product to the female.
I met a guy online from around the world and we are agreeing to have an internet baby.
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A person whose life is on the internet for everyone to see and tries acting like a hoe over their social media’s.
Bryanna is such an internet slut, she’s so annoying!
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Noun: one who frequently has 10+ tabs open whilst surfing the internet.
Even though Phil had 9 websites open that he wanted to check out, he continued finding other pages to open and to save for later and thus became known as an "internet hoarder."
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internet friends are pure crackheads with no future, but me, i'm a crackhead myself. internet friends are also not fake, thots, or snakes. they are funny and would just be there for you in some problems. it's also a song from Katy Perry herself, released out on 2011, and it was old. Besides, having internet friends is actually a blessing! they are real friends as well, so if they care, they will care. having fake friends isn't fun OR having lunchbox friends.
man i love having internet friends! they function just like real friends! this is the besttime of my whole life!
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