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When you've been drinking some alcoholic beverages and see a hot girl, but when you sober up and she's not as hot as you thought. Also known as Beer Goggles, Irish Goggles, Beer Glasses, etc.
Hooked with this girl, but I had Irish Sunglasses so I woke up and she was so fugly, Iwished I could put them back on.
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1. An elderly man living under the iron fist of an authoritarian regime dedicated to taking away his access to hot chocolate.
2. Anyone who is or ever has been homeschooled.
3. One who can see through the BS spouted by his superiors in the workplace, but cannot hope to compete with them due to his rapidly receding hairline.
1. IRISH PERSON: If only they didn't have televisions everywhere. Then, I'd be able to take down Big Brother, and get all the chocolate I ever wanted.
2. HOMESCHOOLED IRISH KID: Well, hello there, fellow chap! I'm feeling mighty jolly. *invades normal kid's personal space*
NORMAL KID: I have to go... fix, uh... my, um, dog. Yeah.
3. Scott Adams was demoted to janitorial duty when he went bald. He then quit his job and made the Dilbert comics, not to mention a business book about how the modern American workplace revolves around BS.
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1. Drinking to excess
(This phrase is to be distinguished from get someone's Irish up.)
You really tend to get your Irish on when you drink at O'malley's.
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When a girl is giving you a blowjob (head) while intoxicated, she wraps her arms around your waist causing extreme deepthroating.
i.e. I was at this party a couple nights ago and this girl gave me an Irish Waistband and it felt so right.
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What you do the day after St. Paddy's Day when you didn't have the foresight to take the day off in advance.
Ugh last night was killer huh. You Calling In Irish??
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Euphemism for what happens when you drink too much Guinness, Tullamore Dew, or other Irish whiskey.
"I had too many bloody pints last night and I was up in the loo doing Irish Aerobics all fucking night, oy!"
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