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When a christian boy has long flowing hair.
"Yo flow jesus i like your hair!"
"Ay thanks man"
When a driver cuts through heavy traffic giving up all power to Jesus to guide them through heavy traffic, usually throwing their hands up as if saying "Jesus Take the Wheel!"
"I just got Jesus wheeled by a mom in a minivan as she cut through three lanes of traffic without using her blinker!"
The biggest noob on xbox trying to be famous on youtube.
Dude Jesus Pizza is such a squeaker
That kid is so annoying , reminds me of Jesus Pizza
Sandals in which are usually leather and have two straps in front and back.
Look at her, she's wearing Jesus sandals.
When Sebastian joins the server we will crown him Hispanic Jesus}
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Fire Jesus is essentially real Jesus with two major differences; the ability to shoot flames, and the psychotic tendency to burn Pagans. He will spend vast amounts of time simply hunting down and burning Pagans with flames that spurt from his palms.
Pagan: Man, I sure am ready for a long day of bettering my society as a whole followed by some naturalistic tree worship!
Fire Jesus: My ass you are! *shoots flames which instantly incinerate said Pagan"
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1) a common phrase when you seen wit Kieffah
2) a phrase when Jenelle screws up and doesn't take care of her baby.
3) Said when change jar in thrown at Keiffah
"Jesus Jenelle I seen you with Kieffah"
" Have fun on the streets with your boyfrieeeeeeend"
"Jesus Jenelle that was my change jaaar, why did you do that?"
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