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flow jesus

When a christian boy has long flowing hair.

"Yo flow jesus i like your hair!"
"Ay thanks man"

by Flow Jesus February 27, 2022


Jesus Wheeled

When a driver cuts through heavy traffic giving up all power to Jesus to guide them through heavy traffic, usually throwing their hands up as if saying "Jesus Take the Wheel!"

"I just got Jesus wheeled by a mom in a minivan as she cut through three lanes of traffic without using her blinker!"

by Bg1981 January 3, 2014


Jesus Pizza

The biggest noob on xbox trying to be famous on youtube.

Dude Jesus Pizza is such a squeaker

That kid is so annoying , reminds me of Jesus Pizza

by AnonymousLTE October 10, 2021


Jesus sandals

Sandals in which are usually leather and have two straps in front and back.

Look at her, she's wearing Jesus sandals.

by Annie anymous September 10, 2016


Hispanic Jesus

Sebastian

When Sebastian joins the server we will crown him Hispanic Jesus}

by Urban-Kick January 8, 2019

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Fire Jesus

Fire Jesus is essentially real Jesus with two major differences; the ability to shoot flames, and the psychotic tendency to burn Pagans. He will spend vast amounts of time simply hunting down and burning Pagans with flames that spurt from his palms.

Pagan: Man, I sure am ready for a long day of bettering my society as a whole followed by some naturalistic tree worship!

Fire Jesus: My ass you are! *shoots flames which instantly incinerate said Pagan"

by Chocolate Pudding Man September 16, 2011

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Jesus Jenelle

1) a common phrase when you seen wit Kieffah
2) a phrase when Jenelle screws up and doesn't take care of her baby.
3) Said when change jar in thrown at Keiffah

"Jesus Jenelle I seen you with Kieffah"

" Have fun on the streets with your boyfrieeeeeeend"

"Jesus Jenelle that was my change jaaar, why did you do that?"

by makinithailondesehoes December 30, 2011

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