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1. living breathing cancer.
2.A type of gender disorder.
3.A big part of the problems in todays world.
4.A extremley offensive thing to the gay cummonity.
5.A 16 year old singer.
6.A relative of kermit the frog.
7.A singer who cried over a video by rucka rucka ali.
8.A average looking kid who got singed on his knees.
9.hip hops worst nightmare.
10.A reason why girls fingers begin to puss.
1.11 year old girl:I think i have "bieber fever"
Doctor:you got two weeks to live.
2.skater 1:dude my penis has gone inside me.
skater 2:Oh my god youve got the bieber disorder.
3.obama:today terrorist's revealed if bieber remains on youtube the retalation will be extreme.
4.boy george:I wish people will stop saying bieber is gay.It makes us as people look bad.
5.youtube views on baby talk about O.T.T
6.Jim hensins secret muppet was stolen.
7.justin bieber:He made a vid of me, ME the single biggest cock in the world.MUUUUUM!
8.teenage girl:wow bieber is hot.
average man:the kid looks like a starved panda sort your head out.
9.rap fan:i can't live with this crap on the billboards.
10.teenage girl:o just been sat in doors watching a little bieber.
teenage boy:(sniffs) awwww i can tell.
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A beautiful 16 year old boy. Who is so strong to deal with all these faggot haters. He has so much talent and every one who doesn't like him should probably hop off his dick. If you hate him get back to your life and stop being jealous of his beauty, talent, sweetness and everything. He is perfectly perfect<3
I love Justin Bieber!
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J.B. joke:
3 guys are in a cafe
The first guy says "I have the smallest arm in the world"
The second guy says "I have the smallest head in the world"
The third guy says "I have the smallest dick in the world"
They all go to the Guinness Book of World records
The first guy comes back and says I really do have the smallest arm in the world
The second guy comes back and says I really do have the smallest head in the world
The third guy comes back and says WHO THE F*** IS JUSTIN BIEBER!!!
Boy: My dick is so small man.
Justin Bieber: Don't worry man, you can't even see my dick.
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Some pretty-boy who can't sing very well. Lots of young girls like him, but most of the world doesn't.
Many people act like they are part of a small percentage who doesn't like him. Many will watch his videos, listen to his music, and buy his products to make fun of them, not realizing that they are adding to his popularity and considerable wealth. They do not realize that he is marketing to young girls and doing a fantastic job at it, and that they can just ignore him.
Girl: I love Justin Bieber!
Guy 1: I don't care.
Guy 2: You idiot! How could you like that little faggot! He's such a little pussy and a sell-out! His music videos are terrible! Everytime I watch them I get so mad and I buy posters of his to set on fire!
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The sexiest guy alive! Not a faggot and for all of you faggots out there he has hit puberty and still sounds amazing! <3
A great singer
Girl 1: "Hey did u listen to that new Justin Bieber song Pray?"
Girl 2: "Ya it was awesome!"
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16 year old pop sensation from Canada. Very talented and quite handsome. Humble, and genuine. Some songs of his are One time, Baby ft. Ludacris, Favorite girl, Never say never ft. Jaden Smith, Somebody to love ft. Usher, and many more! Justin stays true to himself and has an amazing voice. He also has great style! People love to hate on this young man but that's ok cause he's amazing and that's what we call haters (check out that word if you don't know it). Anyway, Justin is a great musician who is known all around the world!
Omg, its Justin Bieber! The best pop sensation!
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A total fucking douche-bag who thinks he is uber awesome because a couple of tone deaf people kinda like his blood-curdling shrieks. He also is actually a horrifically ugly chick who has to have a whole ass-load of of computer editing just so when he/she is on TV, they don't have to blur out his/her face, and also has to hire the worlds best make-up artists, when really, all they do is put a mask on his/her face just so the crowd of 2 don't die from his/her face.
Guy 1: dude, Justin Bieber is such a fucking pussy face.
Guy 2: I know, why do they even have him on TV if all they do is computer edit his face.
Guy 1: I dunno, just so really angry people have something to scream at. Or for rich people to just give away their HD TV because its been tainted by that fag, then they will have to buy a pure one, thus helping The U.S economy.
Guy 2: Lol
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