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Any fake looking bitch that claims it's all about Jesus but sins on the daily.
Hey did you see Jesus jugs over there . Her nose is so fake ,it's going to crumble like Michael Jackson's did and fall off .
Sandals in which are usually leather and have two straps in front and back.
Look at her, she's wearing Jesus sandals.
The biggest noob on xbox trying to be famous on youtube.
Dude Jesus Pizza is such a squeaker
That kid is so annoying , reminds me of Jesus Pizza
When a driver cuts through heavy traffic giving up all power to Jesus to guide them through heavy traffic, usually throwing their hands up as if saying "Jesus Take the Wheel!"
"I just got Jesus wheeled by a mom in a minivan as she cut through three lanes of traffic without using her blinker!"
When a song, movie, or attractive person you meet at a bar all of the sudden goes all Churchy when you aren't expecting it. Like a Rick Roll, but the surprise is Jesus.
I was totally hitting it off with this girl, then she had to leave early to go to church. Jesus Rolled!
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He is the son of Crust God. He was crucified for our memes and came back on the 3rd day to teach his diciples to spread the teachings Crust. Never touch his sock because if you do he will anally rape with a stick while screeching “REEEEEEEEEEE!”
I pray to thee, our lord Jesus Crust.
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The Jesus Prayer is an invocation largely used by the Eastern Christian Church, particularly the Eastern Orthodox Church. It is prayed as, "Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, a sinner."
Neil recited the Jesus Prayer using his prayer beads.
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