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a blow job given to a man taking a shit on the toilet
Helen gave me a great bunt job today. She is a very dedicated woman.
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When you are trying to swallow semen and you start laughing, so that it cums out of your nose.
I was sucking Bryan's dick the other day, but I thought of his large nipples as he came, so I ended up getting a nose job.
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A soft job that may not pay much, but has great bennies and little is expected. The incompetent are encouraged to apply.
I went to get license plates and waited 2 hours. Hurricane Katrina highlights the government job.
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when a girl takes a fruit roll-up or a friut by the foot and wraps it around your dick then proceeds with the head
Oh, Jenny can give a good fuckin friut job!
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The most explicit and exotic sexual acts known to mankind. Invented in world war II by the Four Founders of Fantastic Fetishes, the blueberry job has thus far been banned in 50 different countries for various reasons, one of them being the dangerous materials needed to complete it. These materials include: blueberries, gerbil, applesauce and whipped cream. Occasionally, there may be a cougar present.
Christmas: Hey Lauren, can I have a blueberry job?"
LAuren: Fuck yaaa!"
Mohammad: Hey, there's a cougar outside. Want a blueberry job?"
Jessie: I don't know, is it Tuesday?
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A brilliant pun made by a University of Pennsylvania UA Wharton Representative Candidate in Spring 2011 that refers to the amazing job she'll do on the UA. Working for increased student involvement in PSG, interculturalism, and collaboration between student organizations, I know who I'll be voting for.
That ham job girl has such great ideas for the UA!
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In fiction: When a vampire sinks his or her teeth into a willing victim and the seen is presented with sexual overtones.
Twilight (almost) - Edward resists the temptation to give Bella a Fang Job. Interview With a Vampire - Fang Jobs a plenty. Dracula - will give anybody a Fang Job.
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