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any occasion or instance (like reunions) that forces you to converse awkwardly with people knowing they'll be throwing condescending remarks and questions about pathetic aspects of your life e.g. being perennially single
I bumped into Dennis earlier. Thank God he had to go right away! You know how he loves putting people in a Bridget Jones moment.
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An Internet creeper, someone who makes inappropriate and lewd sexual advances towards another individual in a public forum.
Dude! Quit Ben Jonesing the ladies! They don’t appreciate unwanted sexual advances from creepy guys on the internet. That’s no way to treat a person!
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The epitome of *lesbian panic*
I’m so in love with Jasmine Cephas Jones
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When your favorite restaurant is closed on certain days or at a certain time and your craving for it becomes stronger during those periods.
I usually feel the Jones Effect on Sunday because Paseo is closed and I cannot get my Midnight Pork sandwich.
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The greatest Pizza Man in all of history.
I wish I could fuck Pizza Man Jones right now, he keeps himself AND thee pizza hot!
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Starlet (Star) Jones Reynolds is a lawyer. A diva. A talk show co-host at ABC's The View. Recently got married to Al Reynolds who happens to be a banker and gay. She got corporations to sponsor her recent wedding. She is a pop icon.
I saw Star Jones with Al Reynolds last night at the club. Al started checking out my boyfriend. Star got pissy and sat on Al.
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To drive around, with friends, aimlessly while attempting to find somthing to do.
Ben and his friends were jones-n-it-up Friday night before they got a call and were invited to a party
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