Jumping Jack Flash

The woman performs oral sex on the man, while he jumps up and down taking pictures.

Mike: Hey Mark! I heard Joe gave that old woman the jumping jack flash last night!

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jump out the biscuit

another phrase for saying a pain in the arse.

i have loads of homework to do - thats a jump out the biscuit!

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Jump your bones

to give a passionate hug to somebody.

I really want to jump your bones to cheer you up.

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Jump his shit.

To ride someone's ass--not in the literal sense.
To bitch about something that's not right

Nigga, I don't jump his shit.

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Jump out my hole

More inclusive term that can replace terms such as “get off my back”, “get off my nuts”, “get off my dick”, and/or “get off my grill” given everyone has some sort of a hole

You: you use all the hot sauce?
Me: jump out my hole

Grab two beers and jump

Something to do when some douchebag pisses you off on an airplane

Yo dude, I was flying this plane yesterday until at 30,000 ft, this douchebag pissed all over my Michael Strahan poster, so I had to grab two beers and jump.

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up jump the boogie

A war cry, similar to "Let's Rock!" or "Let's get it on!". Used to charge into battle or start a fight. Taken from Kid Rock's Bawitdaba.

Ninja 1 - "Do you really think you can defeat me?"
Ninja 2 - "Up jump the boogie"
They fight!

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