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The act inserting a sand blaster gun into your penis and turning it on until it is full of sand and then placing your penis in her fart box and blowing a load of sand in her
Omg Becky I got a Kentucky sand blaster last night.
when a man and a woman (hets only) hookup while eating bone-in kfc chicken wings, and when finished insert the bones lovingly into one another’s crevices and entrances one by one.
karla- i met this guy named keith at a waffle house last night and we had the most insane kentucky hookup.
lysander- no way! that’s on my bucket list. so hashtag jelly :(
Advanced the theory of nullification, which states that if the federal government passed an unconstitutional law, the states had the right to nullify the law, or declare it invalid.
“Hey did you hear about that new government bill? They’re going to take away freedom of speech.”
Yeah, it won’t go through The Kentucky Resolution of 1798 won’t allow it because it’s unconstitutional”
The sexual act of sticking your penis into noodles, then serving the noodles to an unsuspecting friend.
Hey Bungledash stick your penis in these noodles and prank Frankfurt into eating The Kentucky Wet Noodle.
A group of hillbillies singing a cheesy rock song in unison.
Danny's wedding was beautiful. We formed a Kentucky Choir and sang "Kiss From A Rose"
Where your brother, sister, or cousin sits in the corner and masturbates, then after a while all you hear while your getting raped is "incoming" from them as they cum on your face and their fingers and put in on your face like a wakandan
I was watching my brother get raped last night and I gave em the good ol Kentucky warpaint
When you take a tube of 6 inches in diameter and place it in someones asshole and put in as many ingredients as you want in there asshole and eat it with a spoon
Marcus: Yo bro how was your date last week?
You: Yeah it was good I made a Kentucky Milkshake on her