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The ultimate...I mean the ultimate props that can be given a guy for sexual achievement. A King Tut is when a guy pleasures four girls at once; while laying on his back, one girl rides the stick, one sits on his face, and the other two take each hand. Then the four girls lean in toward one another and make out while the King rocks out the four vaginas. The resulting geometry is a 4-sided pyramid.....the BEST pyramid ever.
Those four bitches came over and got drunk, then we did the King Tut.
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In Texas Hold 'em poker, the starting hand of two Kings (KK), the second best starting hand in Hold 'em. Also referred to as "Cowboys" or "Twin Rulers". The only thing you really need to worry about is seeing an ace on the board.
I had King Kong and bet hard to keep out the BS pre-flop
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Refers to the the scorpion in the popular game D.O.T.A.(Defense of the Ancients), which is a modification of Warcraft 3. The Sand King is known for his ability to do as he pleases. He commands everyone and everything in the game. In short, the Sand King does what he wants.
\"Nice, I just got chosen by the Sand King and I can win the game!\"
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Cypress hill's 8 foot bong.
It's named king arthur.
I want it.
He did one hit off of king arthur and was done for the night.
Jesus.
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Assuming you understand what swag is, then swag king seems somewhat obvious. However, it is nearly impossible to achieve. Artists like Soulja Boy have attempted to rap about swag to the point of obliteration in hopes of achieving Swag King status. Nonetheless, no one to this date has achieved such a prestigious ranking. To be a swag king, one must first simply walk into Mordor. The world still awaits its Swag King...
Soulja Boy: Ay man ima swag king!
The World: Bitch you ain't swag shit, shut the fuck up
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A drinking game using a mug with cards spread in a circle around it. You go in a circle drawing a card and do what that card means. If you make a gap between two cards, you take a drink.
Ace - Waterfall
2 - You
3 - Me
4 - Whores
5 - Rhymes
6 - Dicks
7 - Thumbmaster (until another 7 is drawn)
8 - Mate
9 - Categories
10- Draw Again
J - Make a Rule
Q - Questions
K - Pour Some Beer in the Mug (last person to get a king chugs the cup)
WATERFALL: Everyone starts drinking at the same time, the person who drew the card can stop when they want, everyone else has to wait until the person before them stops in order to stop.
YOU: Point to someone and they drink
ME: You take a drink
WHORES: girls take a drink
RHYMES: person who picked the card says a word, then you go in a circle and say a word that rhymes with it (without repeating one) whoever can't think of one drinks
DICKS: guys drink
THUMBMASTER: whenever they want, they secretly put their thumb on the edge of the table, everyone else does the same, the last person to put their thimb down drinks
MATE: pick a person to drink with you
CATEGORIES: say a category and go in a circle saying something within that category, whoever cant think of one drinks
DRAW AGAIN: self-explanatory
MAKE A RULE: make a rule for the gane (ex. anyone who says drink drank or drunk takes a drink)
QUESTIONS: go in a circle saying a question (like in "whose line is it anyway?")
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The Overlord of neitherworld. He died from choking on a Black Pretzel
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