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licking an shit covered penis after insertion into the colon
i anal cock licked your mom last night
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A person that has the common sense of a garden slug, compared to the poor child on the short bus that has no control over the fact he/she licks the windows.
Jack is a total window licking retard. He got caught screwing some bitch, by his wife, in their bed!
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Saying on a muller advert...
But.
Is also used as a saying for a lesbian, or male who enjoys giving oral sex to a female.
"Yep. She defently licks the lid of life."
"Get any lid licking last night mate?"
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Sitting around doing nothing. Implies having put peanut butter or other tasty treat onto one's genitalia and having a house pet lick it off.
"Hey Fred, what's kickin'?"
"Not much bro, just letting the dog lick it."
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usually yelled randomly in a large public setting to draw attention or to cause a random awkward silence.
*tom tries his luck at the claw machine
*he doesn't win
*he feels that he needs to express his rage in an unorthodox manner
tom- "LICK ME INAPPROPRIATELY"
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When a man gives a woman through oral sex.
Man - "wow, what a (Blow job)!"
Woman - "Now its your turn to lick me out"
Man - "Sure I'll lick you out!"
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To perform oral sex on your gals fajita
ummmmmm come over here lou, that bacon your sizzling looks mighty juicy, i might have to cum and give it a good licken!!!!!
Wooooooooohh thats some juicy bacon hunny!
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