caps lock

Probably the most annoying button on your keyboard, especially when gaming. When you're meant to strafe and click "A", you get destroyed AND when you open chat and begin typing something, you think OMG! I HATE THIS DUMB CAPS LOCK BUTTON WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE RIGHT NEXT TO A??!!111 as you have to delete everything you typed, turn off caps lock, and then type it again. Oh and while you're typing someone snipes you from across the map and you have to re-type EVERYTHING.
And it can also just be annoying when you are just normally typing and you click caps instead of "A"
This is why some keyboards have the right side of the caps button indented so you won't accidentally hit it when gaming/typing. It isn't foolproof but it helps.

I hTE CAPS LOCK!! oh there it goes again >:(

Caps lock

When a person can’t stop lying

Bro you Cappin, nah matter fact you on caps lock

Lock Rock

If you with it, you is. You'll know what dis shit means.

Go Lock Rock

Lock rock

Vertical blade play on pocket-knives.

Yo, this M-Tech knife I picked up from Wal-Mart has crazy lock rock.

colon lock

(1) Internal intestine erruption due to the instant tightning of the anus. This deadly virus has been known to strike fags, bullshitters, jack-asses, dumb-assess, and assholes world-wide. But the most common cause is that fucking bitch debby.

(2) The locking of the anus intentionally to prevent any unwanted items from entering or escaping. Normally used in conjuction with a jerksqueeze or the lock-n-pop.

(1) It was determined that Bob, after all that shit talk, was infected with colon lock and would die a pretty shitty death.

(2) Colon lock is a widly used technique in prison and has been known to reduce the risk of gayness.

Zombie Locked

When a door will only open by someone slamming into it. Like a zombie staggering forward.

Tom's front door was Zombie Locked so he could only open it by dropping all his weight into the handle.

Cat lock

When the lesser individual of a relationship buys their significant other a cat, creating an involuntary bond between as cat mom & cat dad. Unlike traditional marriage there is no legal requirement to file for a divorce. However the first person to leave is known as the parent who left. Cat lock - The modern approach to marriage. Typically this done by men but it does not mean roles can't be reversed.

"Hey girl what happened to Tiffany"? "Oh her... She got cat locked five years ago by Steve!"