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The sudden impulse to turn around and smile at your friends the first time you fire a fully automatic weapon.
-This phenomenon also happens each time you shoot an automatic weapon larger in caliber than your previous experience.
Guy #1- Dude, I got to shoot a .50 cal for the first time today and I was all smiles.
Guy #2- Sounds like you couldnt hold back the machine gun reflex.
Guy #1- Well they say, "Happiness is a belt-fed weapon".
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Really poor sex act that seems like it goes on forever, but secretly it's only about 30 seconds or so...
Unfortunately, despite my hopes, he was an Undercover Time Machine in bed...
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Noun. (deth bai wawsh-ing muh-sheen)
Using a washing machine in any way to kill yourself, another person, another thing, or to, in some way, trigger an awesomepocalypse. (see awesomepocalypse in synonyms)
Person 1: Dude, I just dismantled a washing machine and made it into an arm cannon that shoots laser beams.
Person 2: Woah, talk about Death By Washing Machine.
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Shooting an unlimited ammo machine gun in an FPS game like any Halo game and Call of Duty 4 or something like that.
I was playing Halo 3 on Live and this guy was machine gun spamming a rock and it annoyed my dog who was watching me play. He got used to it and started masturbating.
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The act of jamming an indeterminate amount of ice cubes in ones anus and then disgorging them.
Last night she gave me a Croatian ice machine and now I will never look at a frappachino the same way again.
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The current state of the U.S government and economy. Controlling, taxing, and forcing the people to accept its will. We are a nation for the government, by the government.
It is unstoppable, therefore it is raging...
You have to have money to get into it, therefore it is a machine...
It is completely against the Constitution therefore it is insane...
John: "Hey wanna hang out on April 15th?"
Bill: "Sorry man I can't. I have to hand all my money over to the Raging Machine of Insanity on that day!"
Because of this... raging machine of insanity we call our government, I've lost my job!
The Founding Fathers would deem our government the Raging Machine of Insanity.
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To put 1 finger each inside a woman’s butthole and vagina and pinch them together at the same time
“Dude, I totally gave her a Carolina Claw Machine. She was so into it!”
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