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A sexist phrase that a male says to a female when he's drunk and/or hungry.
*GIRL TALKING TO FRIEND*
Girl: My boyfriend keeps yelling at me, "MAKE ME A SANDWICH, BITCH!" He's being sexist and now I need a good comeback to say to him.. ANY SUGGESTIONS?
Guy friend: Well, you better comeback with a god damn sandwich.
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To quickly disappear; associated and related to the word split
evanesce | split | Disappear
Somebody's coming! We better make like a banana.
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Need to or desire to make money for some defined purpose or goal. Rent, mortgage, Aruba, kid's tuition, killer LED flat screen, night vision goggles, helicopter leasing, etc. The "earning" part of earning and burning. Usually followed by an edgey or vulgar noun. Like bro, dude, sister, chief, motha fuka, biatch. An interesting approach to making one's relative lack of funds seem more cool and hip in bro-to-bro or bro-to ho-discussions. Can be used in different tenses and forms: Make bank, made bank, making bank
Bro-to-Bro, "Yeah, I'm working this weekend man. That Cabo trip is coming up and I gotta make bank, holmes.."
Office Drone 1 : You still here dude?
Office Drone 2: Making bank, muthafuka!
Bro-to-ho, "I know you want set the date, but baby I gots to makes the bank, you hear? No ca-ching, no bling. Now get in the kitchen and make me a damn pie."
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When someone tries to start a cultural trend that will never catch on.
My cousin always wears purple socks on Wednesday. He hopes that eventually other people will start doing it and he will become famous for creating the trend. Whenever I see him on Wednesday I say, "Jaime, stop trying to make fetch happen."
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a girl who will make out with anyone she meets, but refuses to go any farther with any of them.
God dude erika is a total make out slut
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When you squeeze out some fecal matter from your anus.
After that huge dinner I need a bathroom now so I can " make number two "
To "make mermaids" is to shoot jizz into a toilet. After flushing, the sperm reach the ocean, inseminating fish of the female variety. The fertilized egg will develop into a mermaid or merman, depending on the whether the sperm carries an X or a Y chromosome.
Because merfolk are a sterile hybrid (that is, they cannot reproduce), the continued existence of merfolk culture is contingent on the ongoing flushing of semen. Please give generously.
Person 1: What are you gonna do when you get home?
Person 2: I'm gonna hit the shower, make some mermaids, and do some homework.
Person 1: You know, shower jizz doesn't technically fit the definition given above.
Person 2: Well at least it's clean of shit.