mud flap

fairly big ass cheeks

My girlfriend has some great mud flaps.

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Mud Falcon

Taking a dump of of an open rock face resulting falling feces.

Dude, don't look at me when I'm making a mud falcon.

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mud shark

An insult used by insecure racist individuals to denigrate white women who date members of other, usually darker minority, racial groups.

Dude 1: "That girl is such a mud shark"

Dude 2: “She won't give you the time of day, huh?"

Dude 1: "Yeah, she really hurt my feelings when she rejected me"

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making mud

The act of defecation.

If you're looking for Mike, he's in the bathroom making mud.

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Mud Chucker

A word that sounds racist but is actually a polite thing.

look there a group of mud chuckers

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mud jack

v. The act of deficating in ones hand (or using feces from acquired from anywhere) and using the feces as lubrication to masturbate.

I mud jacked in the shower last night.

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eye mud

The result of mixing speed tears and dust. Occurs most often while riding four wheeler or the like on a dusty trail, without wearing goggles.

It took several hours for all the eye mud to purge from my tear ducts.

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