The act of eating a lady’s box or cooter; going down on a female’s notorious V.A.G.
Hey man, did you hear? The teacher let Phil munch muff after class yesterday! She must have wanted him bad.
Female version of sack tapping.
Did you see that? He just muff cupped that girl.
I went down on her and she slapped me with a set of Dutch ear muffs.
Her Dutch ear muffs completely downed out the sounds of my favorite song during sex.
The repeated pounding of the Dutch ear muffs last night loosened my cochlear implant.
A man boy with an assault charge who threatens young women. Once cried outside of a girls car because she wouldn't go home with him. Use this name as a derogatory term.
I would hate to be called a Ryan - Muff Cabbage.
The end result of not washing ones vagina at the end of the day thus creating a crust and foul odor.
After a day of hiking noone appreciated Lisa's moldy muff smelling up the tent.
Jerry wanted me to tongue punch his turd cutter but when I yanked his skivvies down I got a face full of butt muff.