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larger than a muffin top and often dotted with cellulite; primarily caused by large consumption of fatty foods and lack of any movement. usually women with a MUFFIN STUMP think that their all that and a bag of funnions.
other side affects are the groping of male friends,
and the unspeakable smell that is excreted from the groin(from the lack of showering). ways to avoid a "molly" are constant insisting that she has an unbelievably large penis, and or a threatening of a punch to the sack.
Leon: Damn!, molly's got the scariest looking MUFFIN STUMP I've ever seen in my f***ing life!
Nevin: I wish she would go get that checked for weasels, i think she ate that rotting dolphin that washed up on shore last month!
James: "its worse than a muffin top, its the lower grotesque part of the muffin that nobody wants!"
Peter: i think she looks pretty hot for a beached whale!
Eric: eh! id poke er'!
A pimp or a man Prostitute.
The Muffin Man told me I better have his money next time I see him.
A medical condition in which an individual has an abdomen that overlaps the belt line, front and back, in a shape that resembles the top of a carefully baked muffin.
Pointing an individuals possession of a well defined muffin top may result in dangerous reactions. See LAK
Did you guys see the muffin top on that portly fellow that just waddled by us?
Possesing a penis and a vagina at the same time
"Dude I think that chick has a banana muffin"
"Your mom offered me some of her banana muffin"
powerful beings who rule over this world. Their wrath may only be assuaged by the eating of many muffins. They have many emmisaries in this world, but their most powerful follower is the legendary Muffin Man.
Kristen: Scott look it's a chicken Muffin.
Scott: Kristen that's not a chicken Muffin it's a dog.
The excess layer of skin that sticks out of a vagina, basically a roast beef curtain or third lip
I was trying to go down on this girl but her Muffin Bacon was in the way so I had to clothes pin it up out of the way