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when a girl is either really bitchy or annoying or both so if you were to have sex with her then you would duct tape her mouth to keep her quiet to make it more enjoyable, for you at least.
A: What do you think of that chick?
B: Wow that bitch, shes such a tape n' tap
A: Like 5 layer tape n' tap status.
When you're in the middle of fucking a bitch and you want to spice things up you light a bong, make the bitch take a fat rip then you choke her so all the smoke gets stuck in her lungs. This causes the bitch to viciously try to get the smoke out but cannot.
Me: Bro last night me and Stephanie were fucking and we did the Smoke 'n' Choke.
Friend: Damn how'd she react?
Me: She was struggling shit was hot.
Friend: Nice dude.
Altering the handlebars on a bike by flipping drop bars (typical road bike handlebars) over and cutting them down into bull horn handlebars.
Old Schwinn fixie conversion with flop 'n' chop (bullhorn) handlebars.
When you see a wheat field and have the urge to masturbate to it.
"That wheat field is looking real good today. Every time I see it I just want to rub one out. I guess I'm gonna wheat n beat my meat."
Together they form a bond unbreakable. Their love can withstand any battle. With everyday that passes their love grows stronger. They will be together til the end of days and in heaven they will meet and dance in the clouds for eternity with God.
"The love of Monkey N Ducky will cease."
A method af showing your imperfections by carefully tucking your shirt in and shorts/pants under your belly fat. Used for showing "fupa" and showing inner manliness.
Oh boy! That man over there had the most stlyish chub n' tuck ever. He must get all of the chicks. He's Hugh-Mungus
Rubbing one out while soaking in the tub and chumming up your own bath water.
Why does Uncle Frank take such long baths? He likes to soak n stroke.
Your mom drew me a hot bath and offer me a hand job but I said I preferred to soak n stroke tonight.