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When you see a wheat field and have the urge to masturbate to it.
"That wheat field is looking real good today. Every time I see it I just want to rub one out. I guess I'm gonna wheat n beat my meat."
The act of inserting one's finger into their belly button, then smelling said finger in order to confirm or deny it's cleanliness.
Nicole: Hey Kimmy what are you doing with your finger in the corner over there?
Kimmy: Nothing....
Nicole : Kimmy you need to grow up and dip n whistle in private. Typical New Yorkers.
The process whereby a masseur will give a female client a sleazy massage in which he will charge her a little extra cash in hand to conclude the massage with a finger bashing as her happy ending. The female equivalent of a Rub n Tug
Tracey: "Have you heard about the masseur on Long Street?"
Narleen: "No?"
Tracey: "Apparently if you go in and ask for Chuck, he gives a great massage and if you slip him an extra $20 at the end he'll finish you off with a Rub N Plug!"
The act of smelling/sniffing a girls vagina or asshole and masturbating to that pleasant, erotic scent.
Dude 1- "See that girl over there?"
Dude 2- "Yeah why?"
Dude 1- "She forced me to Sniff 'n Whack :/.."
Dude 2- "My condolences, dude...."
when a girl is either really bitchy or annoying or both so if you were to have sex with her then you would duct tape her mouth to keep her quiet to make it more enjoyable, for you at least.
A: What do you think of that chick?
B: Wow that bitch, shes such a tape n' tap
A: Like 5 layer tape n' tap status.
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Terror and Tyranny as pronounced by Dubya
Saddam has weapons of terr' 'n tirny!
To show up to class long enough to be counted as present then making a dash for the door.
Sara: I don’t wanna go to class today.
Carson: then just pull a meet n yeet like I did!