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A burger that comes with pickle
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I'm Picklish Burger, you should try it!"
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One of the two most shocking things you can say on thinksgiving at the thinksgiving dinner. especily if your a guy.
Dad: so wat are you thinkful for son.
Son: I'm thankful for cock.
Dad: Oh my God!
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Verbal phrase of victorious retort one says when he/she accomplishes something others deem or insinuate otherwise not possible for them.
Stan: You landed the McCarthy deal?
Jim: Of course. I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch.
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the buffer urinal you leave between you and another guy if convenient.
guy 1: Dude, that guy in the bathroom was totally pissing in the urinal next to mine.
guy 2: Whaat? He didn't leave a I'm not gay urinal in between you two?
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When you aren't trolling. Straight up, something crazy happened and people don't believe you.
"I'm not even trolling bro, I 360 no-scope headshot that default from across the map!"
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When Batman fans try to rationalize that Batman would beat any other super hero because he is Batman and nothing more, when realistically any other super hero would strangle Batman with his own asshole.
"Batman would totally beat super man cause he would like totally have a back up plan, even with his powers."
obviously suffers from "I'm Batman syndrome"
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Phrase used whenever someone says something that's offensive, or hurtful, mean etc. It's is used to automatically erase what was just said, as if the person never said it.
Guy #1:
Ey dog I would love to fuck the shit outta your little sister.
Guy #2: WTF did you just say????
Guy #1: I'm just saying.....
Guy #2: oh ok...kool
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