bunking a noob

When a new co-worker has to share a timecard slot with you, because they're so fresh, they don't even have their own.

"Who's Ann?"

"She started full time Friday. So I'm bunking a noob, until they get her a slot of her own."

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Noob nob

The act of receiving pleasure where the giver sucks or licks either the male or the female genitalia until ejaculation / orgasm occurs while the recipient is playing a video game, such as a first-person shooter.

Holy shit man, I got a noob nob last night, and I couldn't level up!!

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Noob Tube

Some one who uses over powered weapons in modern warefare 2, halo 3 etc. Weapons such as a gernade launcher with danger close or energy sword with sprint.

"Fuck man I just got killed by another Noob Tube".

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ka noobed

to be immediately declared a noob because of an major faux paus

Nick: i rolled a two...
DM: the lizard eats you
Me: KA NOOBED!

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Noob tubing

Someone who is (probaly gay) using a machinegun with a grenade attachment to out kill everyone else

noobtuber (dalton): haha im so great at call of duty: gay opps
non-noobtuber:fuck you at lest i have a penis!
noobtuber (dalton):fuck you Noob tubing is great

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noob cannon

Gamer Defeinition: A gun li3x u53d by 73h n00b5 7h47 h45 4 high r473 0f fir3 4nd li3x 1 sh0t xill5.

Regular definition: A gun usualy in FPS used by n00bs to kill enemy players without having to make a large effort or have any skill.

In Call of Duty 2, the Trench gun is known as the n00b cannon

n00b: 0 l00x im soooooooo to41y ub3r pr0. i cud pwn u wi7h my big 7r3nch gun.

n00b kills 5 people without trying...

1337 Ub3r Pr0 dud3: OMFG!!! bunch o n00b 455 gh3ys! 570p u5in t3h fricx3n n00b c4nn0n!!!

(death to all that use the noob cannon)

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noob combo

Any combo of items in a video game that require little skill but is very powerful. These combos are looked down by higher class players who have mastered other combos but are still getting killed by players who basically cheat by using the same easy combo over and over again.

But you're the master, how did he beat you?
He just kept usin an old noob combo.

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