Wild neck

The act of licking giraffes necks.

I was hungry so I took up knitting and wild necking.

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Platonic Necking

Necking someone indirectly (as in their pajama top and not directly on the neck)...

Hey, stop platonic necking me -- let's move on to the real thing...

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dirty neck

A hard slap on the neck when some one is being stupid or dumb

WTF! why did u do that i m going to give u a dirty neck

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turkey neck

a turkey neck is when you get soo fat that you have to store some of the excess fat down between your penis and your ball sack. the reason it is called a "turkey neck" is because it looks like the gross neck of a turkey. if you look at any picture of a turkey you will see why it is called this. it can be used as a noun or a verb

"timmy, you dont have to be such a turkey neck" or "yeah, i was turkey necking it up last night at that one party" or even "im so fat that i have a turkey neck and it hurts :*("

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Rubber Necking

To lick, blow, and suck on a mans junk WITH a condom on.

OOooo Gurl I had to do some Rubber Necking to my man last night, I dont want to get pregnant again.

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necking turds

Used to accuse someone of having remarkably bad breath

Dude, get out of my personal space, smells like you've been necking turds.

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pencil neck

When you do a boring job designing anything to do with computers and you make spreadsheets of your bank account, if you think you can buy love, but you're built like a rail post and as about as boring as one, you got tattoos and/or peircings to appear cool, but it only looks like a daisy with a bone sticking through it. When you try to do some remodeling to look like you can do manual labor, but it always looks like a big wreck, when the worst thing you ever did was something you didn't really do, but got blamed for it, when you let people leech off you for months and are too much of a puss to stand up and be a man about it. And when you go to the gym everyone around you including the guys laugh their butts off.

Look at that pencil neck jerk working out, does he really think he looks cool??? And what the hell is sticking out of his nip????

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