bum call

when your butt accidently dials a number

jane: "hello?"
phone:"............"
jane:"dude it's a bum call!"

burning bum

When you have a curry, lentils, any spicy food you get severe diarrhea and major runny shits leaving your bumhole burning.

Also see ring sting... ouch

"I badly need the loo! i wish i had shares in andrex - I've got BURNING BUM!!!!!"

bum biscuit

faeces, poo, shit, turd.

I gotta go and bake a bum biscuit.

crumb bum

Someone who isn't doing the work they're supposed to, who's being lazy.

Yo, crumb bum, get to work!

bum hole

a place of happiness...of happy penis

I want to do her in the bum hole..damn that's so hot

bum hunting

The pastime of beating up the homeless with blunt instruments, thrown projectiles and sometimes paintball guns. Occasionally, the prey will be set on fire. Bum hunting is most commonly done by groups of young men out of boredom.

The posse, having nothing better to do that night, got some baseball bats and went to the park for an evening of bum hunting.

bum chum

A slang term for a man or teenage boy who is gay i.e. likes making love via the rectum, either:-
- likes putting his cock in his partner's butt
- likes his partner putting their cock in his butt

Rachel: 'Wow, Jason is so cute, I'd love to be his girlfriend'
Emma: 'Sorry Rachel, he's a bum chum, he wouldn't be interested'.
Rachel: 'Damn it'.