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Muff Daddy

n. an individual's (male or female) non-biological lesbian step-mother.

"Portia de Rossi is my biological mother and Ellen Degeneres is my Muff Daddy" said Lady Gaga.

by retortme May 5, 2010

16๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Daddy issues

1. A patronizing term for victims of child abuse that puts the blame on the victim instead of their abuser
2. A go-to explanation for why a woman doesn't act the way a guy wants them to

1. "It's not my fault you've got daddy issues. *insert bullshit comment about straight culture or apologism*"
2. "She won't just have sex with me for no reason. It's gotta be the daddy issues."

by Chandler Tribbiani January 5, 2019

161๐Ÿ‘ 84๐Ÿ‘Ž


owo daddy

Something my girlfriend will randomly say

Me: I wuv chu bb
Girlfriend: owo daddy *moans*

by JustKichiChan September 19, 2019

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Baby daddy

The father of your child; the one who was committed to having sex with you, getting you pregnant but wont commit to marriage. He usually a sorry ass motherfucker who loves you and makes you all kind of promises until you get pregnant. A trifling nigga that got you pregnant stuck around for a little while till shit got to hard and then he left his family for bitch with who wants to get pregnant on purpose because none took her seriously for being a hoe and fucking the entire work environment. A man lies about you and tells the world everything was your fault but get mad and want to kill the nigga he see you talking because yall aren't together anymore. The petty motherfucker who puts a front for the world about his kids but in real life he's a sorry ass joke for the way he treats the mother of his children.

Damn my baby daddy is being petty Bc he thinks I'm talking to some nigga.

by TheRealestOfThemALL July 20, 2015

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


daddy's whore

a person who will do whatever their daddy (their significant other) wants

daddy whore

Boy: "Suck my dick, bitch"
Girl/Boy: "Yes daddy"
Boy: "That's right, you're daddy's whore"

by bisexualpotato March 8, 2016

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


daddy please

1. (n.)An exclamation used during sex to signify pleasure.

2. (n.)A phrase used by toddlers when they don't get something they want from their daddy.

3. (n.) A statement that one person wants to engage in sex.

1. Oh, oh daddy please, more of you hard drive inside my port.
2. BUT DADDY PLEASE. I WANTED THE PINK RHINO.
3. Daddy please put your big elephant trunk inside me and wiggle it around like a band-aid.

by Fried glue December 7, 2016

27๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


yea daddy

The definition for Yea daddy is when a girl is horny

I went to your moms house and fucked her and she said yea daddy

by Fuck yesssd January 31, 2017

22๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž