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When someone’s left a turd in the toilet
You put a sheet of toilet paper over it and piss on it until you see the turd through the paper
“Hey guys what did you do during lockdown?”
“We played the wet t-shirt competition game, fun for the whole family”
December 18 National wear your puppy love shirt
friend1: Hey did you know it’s national wear your puppie love shirt day
friend2: No
friend1: well it is so we should wear them
1👍 1👎
Leah: Does this shirt make me look fat?
Jay: Uh oh-
Leah: Does this shirt make me look fat?
Jay: Uh oh-
When someone is late and they were most likely just late because they were cuddled up in bed with their s/o.
“Where is Fido?”
“His wife was sleeping on his shirt tail, he’ll be here in a few minutes.”
janis yells at cady meanwhile damien wants his pink shirt back
mean girls
<3
janis: GO BE FIIIIIIIIINEEEEE
cady: janis- 😭😭
damien in the bg: and i want my pink shirt.
when you accidentally put a red sock in with white shirts
Man, my pink shirt sucks.
At least it's not red.