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a loud crack head, who likes fat girls and loves white cock in his ass, he's a also a kfc worker.. also has stupid jokes that he laughs at alone
guy: yo steve what did u do yesterday?
steve: I got steve mcqueen
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Coined by Brian "The Dark Lord" Chamberlain, AKA The DLC.
Originally it was used by the Dark Lord to complain about a ruling by the DM that caused him to say, not do nearly as much damage as he expected to in D&D.
Now it is more of a word generally used to question anything that seems illogical, out of place, ironic, or hypocritical.
Early Usage (Circa 2001-2003)
DLC: I cast LIGHTNING BOLT on the group of **name of monster we're fighting**!
*rolls a bunch of dice*
I do 32 Damage. Ahh...
Steve (DM): The lighting seems like it SHOULD have hurt them... but they don't appear hurt.
DLC: Uhh... Steve, **name of monsters** aren't immune to lightning spells... unless... oh CRAP! In PLAYER I know what we're fighting, but my character doesn't know! Dammit. *Arrogant look.*
Later example (2004-05)
Me: Max, a pound of feathers weighs less than a pound of bricks.
Max: Uhh, Steve... they're both a pound...
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An apple product, usually hand held or portable
"Did you hear about the new iPad?"
"The world does not need another steve jobs device."
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This is the classic signs of tempting fate catagorized by Steve irwin. its tv hosts and other crazy ppl who spend their lives tempting fate swiming with sharks, living in the wilderness, visiting the most dangerous gangs of the world. this syndrome simply is that eventually they will lose to fate. Steve irwin to be exact and end up dead. Ppl who might eventually fall prey to this Ross kemp, Bear grylls, Ray mears
"Dude Bear grylls totally got mauled by a bear"
"how fricking ironic is that "
"ah well he tempting fate "
"yh classic Steve Irwin syndrome"
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steve is the spawn of bobby hill and kiki knockout. steve is a watermelon. THE BEST DARN WATERMELON IN DA WORLD........but has since pasd, he rotted
bobby hill- ow ow ow hhherrrgh...ugh finnally that dumb baby watermelon is out
kiki knockout- AAGH bobby dont talk lik that infront of our son
bobby hill- whats his name anyway
kiki knockout- THE ONE AND ONLY STEVE
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why do you like Minecraft creepypastas?
Anyways his history is:
A minecraft modder saw a weird string of code in the files and put it into a mod before realizing the mistake. Then he burned the dang mod and yeah
Then the dang russians found him in Minecraft and he is the scariest darn thing in minecraft so if you see him burn your pc
Guy: I see a weird player over ther-
Guy's friend: RUN IT'S LONG LEGGED STEVE
Guy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Awesome wrestling skill of the likes of Stone Cold Steve Austin.
LIL' KIM:
Mike Tyson wouldn't leave me alone, so I whipped out some Steve Austin powers on him!
MIKE TYSON:
Really, Lil' Kim isn't much of a wrestler -- but you should see her box!
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