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A dutch stranger is when you combine a stranger and a dutch rudder. sit on your hand till it goes numb and have someone give you a dutch rudder.
the dutch stranger my girlfriend gave me last night was awesome.
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Trust me, you know what the Dutch Foot is.
Example 1.
Guy 1: Man, my girlfiend is so mad at me. What do I do?
Guy 2: Just give her the Dutch Foot and she'll never be mad again.
Guy 1: Of course, what was I thinking?
Example 2.
Guy 1: I like to soak my Dutch Foot in warm water for about 5 minutes before I use it.
Guy 2: I usually refrigerate my Dutch Foot before use.
Example 3.
Wow, my girlfiend really knows how to handle the Dutch Foot. She put it in her ear last night... Mindblowing.
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1. Somebody or something that forces itself upon you even though you don't want it there, and does outrageous things to impress you but you really don't want them/it there. Usually used to describe people who invite themselves over even though you aren't even friends with them.
1. Dude 1: Man, that Peter Bear guy invited himself over to our party, but nobody actually ever talks to him or hangs out with him. Then he did all this crazy stuff and totally killed the mood.
Dude 2: Man, he is so Dutch Snow.
2. Asshole: Hey man, how about tomorrow I come over to your party, you better get some extra breezers for me!
You: Don't be so Dutch snow man. GTFO.
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The individual who governs and or performs a dutch oven (fart under covers and hold blanket over head) on any individual including themselves.
As the dutch governor I command you to smell this fart under the blanket until I release you.
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A method of card shuffling whereby the middle of the deck is 'poked' out with your index finger and placed on the top of the deck.
I used a dutch poke to shuffle the cards.
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This is when any individual extracts gas from the anus region and proceeds to trap the victim under a blanket and/or sheet, resulting in suffocation of the victim.
"AHH IVE JUST BEEN DUTCH ALMONDED, HELP"
"MY HUSBAND WOULDNT STOP DUTCH ALMONDING ME LAST NIGHT"
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In short a dutch tulip is when someone has a rectal prolapse.
The long version...
The history of the dutch tulip mimics a common scenario faced by a woman and her butthole when in a relationship with a man. In the early 1600's(early part of the relationship) the tulip(butthole) experiences a tulip mania(the guy wants her butthole) for reasons unknown(for reasons unknown) and everyone buys tulips(they try anal) then the price of the Dutch Tulip goes really high(they start sticking all kinds of things in her butthole). Not long after the price of the tulip goes to astronomical heights(think butthole fisting) the price floor of the tulip collapses(the rectal prolapse occurs) ruining many dutch investors(her butt hurts and she gets dumped).
I've been hammering bae's butthole a lot lately and last night I gave her a Dutch Tulip.
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