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America

The greatest country.

Kori: no! Canada better!
Me with high IQ: Actually.. America is

by DreamNotFoundFanFiction August 1, 2023


America

A country that is better than some but has a terrible education system that no one is at fault for except the U.S. government. You MUST have insurance if you get hit by a car or just be a multi-millioniare so you can pay out of pocket.

European 1:Dude, some total dumbass just hit me with a car
European 2: Where are you?
European 1: America
European 2:Good luck
European 1: Wait why?- oh shit I need a loan

by ash_isn't_home August 16, 2022


america

a place where people can starve to death and have obesity in the same country.

man i love america

by baxter 5678 March 4, 2019


America

We are a nation of people who have continually been taken advantage of constantly by the rich and the corrupt politicians. We as a people need to rally together over the phone web internet so we won’t be take. Advantage of. we need to show them we won’t take it anymore. Change our government the USA has failed us and has given us excuse after excuse let’s hold them accountable as a people let’s take our government to court beacuse no matter it’s the government fault your life sucks. It’s not your fault it’s the governments It’s not our fault it’s America’s and we as a people have failed for not speaking or doing anything about it.

Change the current America change the present for the better for our kids for your future be realistic yet opinionated that’s an American and speak out at every turn dont take no for an answer freedom of speak even in school.

by HOMERDICKSOAP September 26, 2021


America

Very kind, driven, and intelligent human being. Usually very serious and reserved. Has an enormous love for quirky things, especially her favorite TV shows. Has dark hair that resembles the road that could be paved towards your happiness. With extremely gorgeous brown eyes that were engineered specifically to get lost in. Most notable for her high sense of fashion and the ability to sing along to her favorite throwback. Most of she doesn't like her food to touch!?

Man America stole my heart because she's just so amazing

by saucyerick1 March 14, 2017


America

A country that is often mistaken to be full of fat people and the love of shooting guns. the actual country is diabetic and loves shooting children.

jimmy: I live in America
Bob: So that's why you're fat
Jimmy: what did you say?!??!
Bob: er
Jimmy: *shoots Bob

by Murrica April 19, 2021


America

McDonalds and Ak47s

Person: describe america in 3 words
Me: Mcdonalds and Guns

by aboreddddddddperson January 24, 2023