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"whale noises" -Whale
"whale noise" -Amy schumer
whale: yo wtf amy youre just saying the joke but louder
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adjective: used to describe a really bad punny joke
inspired by a chocolate bar called 'penguin bars' that have jokes and puns about penguins on their wrapper to amuse kids.
hey joe what do you call a kangaroo mixed with a sheep?
eh.. dunno what do you call it?
a WOOLLY JUMPER!!! hahaha
wow dude that was such a gay ass penguin bar joke. *walks away in disgust*
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Refrenced to the "Knock Knock" jokes, When someone has there system up and its "knockin" on there trunk, thats when there trunk is tellin jokes.
D**n man, yo Trunk Telling Jokes!
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a joke used to effend some one that inclueds their mum used alot by chaves
ya ma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side e.g a ya mam jokes
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A highly unusual method of including your own mother in the midst of an irrelevant conversation or arguement, therefore creating confusion among those whom you are having a conversation with.
May also be used to interupt another group's conersation
My Mom Jokes
Person 1:"I got a deadly new car! it's really fast"
Person 2:"My mom's really fast"
or
Person 1:"He's used to having balls in his mouth..."
Person 2:"My mom's used to having balls in her mouth"
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What people say when they refuse to admit that a joke went over their head.
Guy 1: "Wow, the song Africa by Toto is so good, there is a continent named after it!"
Guy 2: "Oh my god you're a fucking idiot. The song is named after the continent."
Guy 1: "Dude, it was a joke."
Guy 2: "Jokes are supposed to be funny."
Guy 1: "It's okay. You can admit that the joke went over your head."
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When someone tells a bad joke and out of nervousness and douche-bag-edness they put their elbow out to the side and nudge the person nearest them in hopes of nudging a laugh out of someone.
bob: "so then i said rectum, damn near killed em!" *bad joke flamingo*
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