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When you get as drunk as Don Draper from Mad Men.
Lets play Mad Men drinking games and get draper drunk.
Buying sumat on ebay while drunk. not buying one thing but buying three of the same item.
i was ebay drunk and now have three items that are the same
A drunk chicken can be one of four things each with a similar meaning.
1. A legit chicken that has ingested too much alcohol in one serving
2. A chicken that is super crazy or wacky
3. A very very drunk person who is acting like a dork or a chicken
4. A CRAZY human that is acting like they are drunk even though they have not in any way shape or form had any alcohol
How they are said
(1) Woah, Cierra that one drunk chicken!
(2) this chicken is acting like a drunk chicken
(3) hey, hey, hey, Mckenley, your a drunk chicken you can't drive!
(4) Emma, are you trying to look like a drunk chicken right now?
Adjective. A derogatory term to describe someone who blind to reality. An underachiever, or miscreant who thinks they are better than everyone else. A person who virtue signals about trivial or fake moral dilemmas while living a less than virtuous life.
John told Jane she is a piece of shit for accepting a job in the oil industry, yet John, who drives a hybrid (his parents bought for him), has never worked a day in his life. John is clearly a wonder drunk loser.
When the pussy grip so much ( usually after a substantial amount of rounds) it has a drowsy after effect, and you feel kinda drunk…..PUSSY DRUNK
i just fucked my girl and now im pussy drunk
1.When someone drunk or high calls you when trying to call someone else.
2. When someone drunk or high that's straight and of the same sex as you calls you and asks for sex.
3. When someone drunk or high prank calls you without blocking out their number.
4. When someone drunk or high calls you more than twice telling you the same thing because they don't remember doing it the first time.
Vanessa: Man, Celia kept calling me last night asking for my junk.
Johnny: Tell that bitch to quit drunk calling you.
Bill: Hey. I wanna talka Sue and tell 'er 'bout what I did 'day.
Miranda: Bill, this is the twelfth time you've called asking for Sue. It's Miranda. Quit drunk calling me.
A commuter train when taken late at night on a weekend, when it serves merely to safely transport the weary drunks home from their escapades in the big city.
Oh great, I missed the 11:37 train, now I'm gonna have to take the midnight drunk shuttle with a bunch of wasted Westchester girls and their guido boyfriends.