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Draper Drunk

When you get as drunk as Don Draper from Mad Men.

Lets play Mad Men drinking games and get draper drunk.

by hilts88 November 28, 2013

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drunk-friended

The act of friend-requesting a person you think you know on a social networking website while heavily intoxicated.

"When I got home from the bar, I sent a friend request to that girl I met last night."
"Dude that's not her. You just drunk-friended someone, you fucking idiot."

by Gorgoroth September 5, 2009

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Hebb Drunk

A state of intoxication characterized by high levels of symptoms not limited to visual impairment, erratic movement , and flushed face. Will usually result in difficulty of comprehension and significant added risk for self injury.

Yeah man, she was "Hebb Drunk" after two consecutive back draft shots.

by MGlover June 21, 2010

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Drunk faced

Similar to being Drunk Dialed, it's when someone posts a drunken message on a social site, like Facebook. (Could also be loosely applied to text messages.) Qualifiers are 1) the person who sent the message was drunk when they sent it and 2) the message content is something that they would not have sent if they were sober and usually stated with great feeling.

"My ex-girlfriend drunk faced me last night on my Wall that she wanted me to come over to her apartment for a blowjob, and now my wife thinks I'm cheating on her!"

by Shiroto January 10, 2012

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pooppants drunk

Lumpy gravy that is released from the rectum when so under the influence of drugs or alcohol. Not to be confused with pisspants drunk, as this is the next level of drunkenness.

Bob was pooppants drunk, and then we smelled it.

by James Crackcorn August 20, 2011

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surly drunk

Someone who is a mother fucking idiot when drunk.

He’s such a surly drunk.

by DarkLight107 March 9, 2019

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Drunk-dollar

a term used when describing the amount of drunken-ness and satisfaction realized per dollar spent on alcohol.

Mike says your drunk-dollar goes much further when you drink the hard stuff fast." "Get the most for your drunk-dollar at Log Jam (bar).

by Entropy happens March 4, 2011

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