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A great University if ur in Engineering, Accounting, Math, and Science(Optometry) other then that if ur there ur wasting ur time because it isn't as easy as Ryerson or Xavier etc. and it ranks as one of the toughest universities as it has some of the smartest people in Canada the Engineering and Accounting Faculty's Avg. student has above 90% AVG, most of the people hate it cuz they go there and expect to slack off and receive good marks, but it doesn't work that way, Work hard and get ur reward.
1. Me: I am going to UW
2. Stranger: You mean University of Waterloo? its one of the best in Canada man, Good luck!
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a school for hippie liberal left wing queers who like to have sex with their sisters and family and suck longhorn cock.
dude i loved sucking your dads cock last night good thing i go to the university of texas
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a small university located in Kerrville, texas. most kids go here because they gave them alot of money. schreiner likes to think they are prestigious, but really they have alot of dirty laundry swept under the rug, if you know what i mean. schreiner is kind of like high school. people know your shit, and tell everyone; there are sluts; and kids who do drugs. schreiner also has amazing pizza in the schreiner diner they are good at getting people here but not at keeping them here. also, they have a haunted dorm that su gets bad publicity about. they are using it for "office space" in the near future...yeah, right..
mommy, i want to go to schreiner university when i get big! i love ghosts and gossip!!
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Idaho's premier research university, without a single nationally ranked graduate program, nor a single nationally prominent faculty member. Famous for financial scandals, drunk students falling off fraternity balconies and then suing the school, and having a football team that plays dirty but never wins. Where you go to party and drink after being rejected by all the real universities you applied to. Source of Idaho's leading politicians. Larry Craig is a graduate. Sara Palin attended this school. Many students affect a conservative white supremacist attitude.
I'm going to the University of Idaho so I can be like Larry Craig!
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hard-as-fuck school that no people outside of academia know about. don't go here if you're planning for your future beyond college.
girls are flat hipster-nerds with teenage-boy figure. guys are round, short, jewish from NYC or Chicago suburbs with old-woman physique
Student 1: I'm going to the University of Chicago!
Student 2: Yeah I get shit tons of mail from there, why are you going to a big public school in Chiraq? I thought you got into Princeton and Columbia? I'm going to either Northwestern or Wash U, which are the best schools not on the coasts
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This is where we end up when we dont get into Bentley. Definitely true, but even more true for those who are not originally from Rhode Island.
Student A: Did you know that Bentley's undergrad was ranked in the top 50 (31st) by Businessweek in 2006?
Student B: Ugh yeaa... i wanted to go there, but didnt get in... Bryant University isn't even in the rankings.
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A school that will never win a national championship because all of the sports writers who vote in the polls percieve it as a little redneck school, full of nothing but trailors, in the middle of no where, whos coach is a big ear'd cock smurf who runs his mouth too much, which is all completely true.
Did you see Auburn University's entire starting line up get drafted in the first round?
Yeah, but they still finished number 2.
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