beer friend

also: beerfriend,

abbrv: bf
plural: beer friends, beerfriends

much like a beer buddy but closer reletionship. a beer friend is also somebody that gets your girlfriend jealous when your going out for the night without her. specially boys night out.

her: and you!! where do you think you 're going?! meeting again your beer friend and drink all night??!!
me: well ofcourse yes!! stay there, behave!!

Beer Pap

Some-one who insists on sharing a single bottle of beer with one of the more hardcore drinkers.

Guy 1-"Hey, want to split this bottle of beer?"
Guy 2-"Don't be such a Beer Pap."

beer sneezes

The epidemic of almost uncontrollable sneezing after having a few cold ones. Possibly a slight allergic reaction, but further study is required. A temporary cure is more drinks to numb the nasal passages.

“ man, why can’t you stop sneezing?”
“ it’s the beer sneezes, man.” “here have another one, and have a cigarette too, that’ll stop ‘em.”
“thanks man,”

*procedes to light cigarette, chug beer, and wait for sneezing to stop.

Friday beers

A gathering of friends on a Friday night where everyone enjoys a beer or 2. A “Friday beers” gathering must consist of good fiends, good conversations, and good beer. A beer or 2 can quickly turn into 7 or 8, but that not looked down upon by anyone at Friday beers.

Hey are you gonna come to Friday beers tonight in Fredo’s backyard?

beer angst

n - the feeling of a pre-hangover caused by beer, often including anger and a headache from the pack of cigarettes you just finished.

"Aww, shit man. It's 3 AM, and I've got beer angst. Let's go punch somebody before we pass out."

to smoke beer

Usually means using cigarettes to inhale beer.
Putting a hole in a beer container then putting a cigarette in there and smoking from where you would normally drink.
This is basically considered a drug and I highly advice against doing it because you can develop asthma and get nasty infections.

- Yo, want to smoke beer?
-Sure. Give me a cig.

Beer Waldo

The delicious mixture of a cold tasty beer with orange juice. The mixture should be an 80/20 split. Best enjoyed in the morning, after a late night.

That man has a beer waldo!

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