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The Trilayered Orange Fuckcake is a critically endangered branch of the human race. It gained its name from the orange coloration of its hide, and the three layers of its body; the outer coating of fat, the inner muscles (and organs), and the dark, evil core in the center. The dark inner cores are located within the heart. They fetch a price of a small loan of a million dollars, as they are extremely rare. Another striking characteristic of the Fuckcake is its majestic golden mane atop its head. Many wonder if the mane is in fact real, or just an illusion. Science thought these beasts were dead, but as one came into the public eye last year during the presidential election, so we know this not to be the case. The last remaining one has been given private sanctuaries in Washington and Mar a Lago to thrive for the rest of its days, and to breed with young, curvy, european swimsuit models, in hope that another Fuckcake will be born before the last one goes extinct. When in trouble, we believe they call on the help of other humans, including Russian leaders, but such acts of desperation have not yet been proven to exist. If you see another Fuckcake roaming the streets, please call the EPA, unless the Fuckcake in the White House has shut the EPA down, in which case, offer it a trail of scantily clad women that leads to a shelter of some sort, and protect it until we can have it breed with the other one.
Who let that Trilayered Orange Fuckcake into the goddamn white house?
Jesus fucking christ Billy, you're as filthy as a Trilayered Orange Fuckcake?
Latin Classification Term: Homo Sapiens Trilayerus Fuckcakeus
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1. greatest mixtape ever dropped by wiz khalifa
2. what you need to wake and bake and get yo cake up
courtesy of RealWizKhalifa
Wiz Khalifa dropped the greatest mixtape known to man, Kush and Orange Juice
shit, i need to wake up and bake up, with some kush and oj
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1.) Lousy half-ass paint jobs on cars that look like complete garbage.
2.) An ass-- particularly a woman's ass-- that is a minefield of cellulite and dents and lumps. Resembles an orange peel.
1.) Bob took his hooptie to get fixed at Mickey's and now it's got a bad case of orange peel ass
2.) Lisa, the two hundred fifty pound hambeast lets her orange peel ass protrude from her booty shorts.
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The most lucrative and ballin variation of the ballcuzi, in which a males testicles are fully submurged in a glass of carbonated orange fanta while sexual
partner(s) blows bubbles into the glass with a straw. Created in Thailand. (among hip-hop practitioners, is suppose to indicate ones extremely high level of sexual labido)
Wow!, I never thought a ballcuzi could feal so refreshing until I got a orange-fanta ballcuzi on a hot himid day.
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A (so called) term of endearment for the so called 45th President of the United States.
"I just want to thank President Agent Orange for perpetuating all of the evil that you've been perpetuating throughout the United States," -Busta Rhymes
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A cool place in Jersey only a short train ride away from NYC. The highschool where young residents attend can be seen in the film Garden State starring Zack Braff, a graduate of said Highschool. Other famous grads include Lauryn Hill and the Fugees. The people are chill, the beer is cheap, and the weed is plentiful.
This town blows chunks!
I know, I wish we lived in Maplewood/South Orange!
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ted you bonehead, the color is the same as it’s name.
just like a lemon.
what color is an orange?
orange.