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Toilet Paper Douche doo͞sh►
n. A person that spends excessive and/or unnecessary time shopping at grocery stores in times of crisis (ie. natural disaster) (ie. weather event) with the intent of buying more products or food than is required of them and their immediate party, causing unneeded shortages of said products ie. Toilet Paper.
Plural•Toilet Paper Douches•
Synonyms: TP Douche / Douchebag / As***les / Grocery Store Manatees /
Pandemic : Corona Virus; Covid-19
This is in relation to Pandemic 2020, Covid-19 people who bought too many things, term used to reference individuals that bought too many items, and contributed to the shortages on specific items ie: Toilet Paper.
Ex: 1)There were so many Toilet Paper Douches wandering around inside the grocery store this morning that I need to burn my clothes and bath in bleach later.
Ex: 2)The shelves are totally wiped out and it’s only Monday, thanks to all the Toilet Paper Douches.
Getting a fighting round with somebody
Brudda told me to go catch my paper so i did
A folder containing documents of importance but with ranging categories. For short I.P.F.
Hey man, can you hand me my important papers folder? it's got my job application in it.
Someone who cleans themself in a bath of toilet paper and Sponges without water
Dude! that guy is a toilet-paper scrub, i can smell it
Euphemism for godawful toilet paper. Rough, tough, and don't take no shit off of nobody.
The walmart bathroom only had marine toilet paper. That shit was like sandpaper.
The great toilet paper famine of 2020. Shortage of toilet paper in many homes due to idiots panic buying them to prevent a virus.
Did you see Jim yesterday? He is such a Toilet Paper Hoarder.
Jessica took all my toilet paper when we went to the party. Smh. Toilet Paper Hoarder
When you have the option of the different toilet paper types that you prefer, such as ultra soft, thick, etc.
I love optional toilet paper.
This bathroom features optional toilet paper.