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When you fuck an anus with a chilli in your jap's eye
I gave this bloke the Mexican oil pipe last night and my penis felt like it was on fire.
An argument so incoherent that it could only be proposed by someone on crack
I don't know what that guy was on, buy his arguments for being a theist were a complete glass pipe fallacy
A baby pipe muncher starts off as a missing pet. A full grown pipe muncher will steal a pet to be raised as a baby pipe muncher. The baby pipe muncher will be put into a new home when full grown. They shadow the adult pipe muncher until they are old enough to get their own houses walls and munch on pipes. As young pipe munchers they lick the pipes clean for the adult pipe munchers.
1. Omg look it's a baby pipe muncher.
2. Look at the baby pipe muncher licking the pipes.
3. Wow what a lovely baby pipe muncher.
Some little elves that work in the depth of the bowels that use ancient Aztec methods of working your shit out, like using logs to slide it along.
My Shit-Pipe Elves are working hard today, I've had 4 shits and its only noon!
A lead pipe deal is a deal that is so good that there is no way the agreement came around consensually; the person would have never parted with the item that is the subject matter of the transaction without you having used force
"You got that 2017 BMW for $ 5,000 ?" "Yeah, dude--isn't that a great deal?" "Yeah, man--that's a lead pipe deal."
When one engages in sexual intercourse with deep vigourous penetration whilst maintaining long strokes. This can apply to a one night stand or a long term lover.
E.G.
'How was your date last night?'
'Yeah it was alright.'
'Did you give her/him a Long John Piping?'
E.G.
'Was she/him still moody with you when you got home?'
'Yeah... Until I gave her/him a Long John Piping'
This is computer lingo for a very large and fast network connection between to geographically dispersed sites, usually resulting in low latency to provide a good medium for shipping transport logs to a disaster recover site.
Betty, have you checked the utilization of the long fat pipe today;
John the long fat pipe is performing wonderfully.
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