The reals ones is a unique group of individuals who FaceTime each other regularly. Typically they use the platform Houseparty but have recently transitioned to FaceTime. Conversations within this group usually involve complete bullshit.
I really want to be a part of the real ones?
Wanna facetime real ones?
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Radford kid: "Yeah man at Radford we go so hard! No other college in VA compares to us!!!"
VT/JMU/UVA kid: "That's a not a real college and your parties are bad. I've been there before. I'll stick to the actual party schools of VA."
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When you buy a game because a friend told you so and he doesn't play it with you after one session... you got nyn'ed
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Omg YVETTE AND ESTEBAN are just TOO REAL for everyone!!!
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A phrase originated from Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! which has since been turned into a popular meme.
The phrase can either be expressed literally, in reference to real estate that is "free" (like when a spider inhabits the corner of a room), or figuratively, as to ironically express a "good deal" which is actually an obvious scam.
Person 1: Who left this dirty old refrigerator box in my front yard!!?
Person 2:(waves Person 1 in closer) *Whispers* it's free real estate.
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The time in the day between 2:30 a.m. and 5 a.m.
What time is it Josie? Its real nigga hours
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The time of night when people come out in search for food
*in a mcDonalds at 2 a.m.*
-Hey josh, what are you doing here?
-I was hungry so I waited for REAL ISOPOD HOURS to get something to eat.
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