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If someone spills your chips while you're holdiing them then the guilty party has to buy the person some new chips!
Chris: you spilt my chips, I have chip spilling rights
Robbo: okay I'll buy you some new ones
A game begins when two or more men masturbate themselves in front of each other. A person loses if they stop masturbating or ejaculate. The winner is the man left hard and dry.
Disambiguation: Girls can do it too. (Spurt=Squirt)
Eric: "Hey Carl, wanna play right-hand chicken?"
Carl: "I lose."
Ben: "Get out of my room."
Used to describe a person, who from the right angle, is hot but is far from it when viewed from any other angle.
Tom: That girl in the corner over there is fucking hot.
Mike: Nah man. She's only right angle hot. From over here, she's a beast.
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A maxim in the retail industry wherein a customer is first priority. The sentence is a logical fallacy because it never assumes that a customer can lie, (They do. A lot.) have unrealistic expectations, (They do. A lot.) make ridiculous demands, (They do. A lot.) or even flat-out abuse the staff member in question just because. (They... Well, you get the idea.) As a result, this mindset has led to many, many, MANY instances of customers acting like entitled jackasses because they think it will get them what they want.
"The customer is always right?" More like, "The customer is usually a moron and an asshole."
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The sentence you'll most frequently hear on radio on tv.
(5 mins into the programme)
Ladies and Gentlemen, we'll be right back after this....
(commercial break)
(5 minutes after commercial break)
Stick around, we'll be right back!
(commercial break)
...and repeat this sequence til the end of the show.
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How Martin Luther King Jr. tried to end racism once and for all by killing Donald Trump
Martin Luther: Prepare for my civil rights beam!
Trump: *fucking dies*
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