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A euphemism for genitalia (more commonly of the female variety) originating from Salad Fingers #1. Specifically refers to genitalia any person wishes to caress.
I’d like you to caress my rusty kettle.
I’d like to caress your rusty kettle.
When you do a line of coke off of a strippers ass in a foreign country.
Becky was wondering when Fahad was going to perform the rusty passport after their initial meeting in Amsterdam.
A penis that has been in a dirty rectum.
I pulled my cock out of her asshole and I had a rusty cob. Yuk! What a mess.
When a girl pulls her pants down (her cheeks loomin' over yo' erect dick), pops a squat, and straight up takes a massive, gravy shit on the tip of your penis. Like, not even in a sexual way. She just has to poop.
Ted: "You remember that machine Wonka drove down the chocolate river?"
Bill: "The boat?"
Ted: "Yeah. I was trying to remember why I was thinking of that boat, and then I realized.. it looked just like Paul's dick after Becky gave him that rusty submarine this morning.
When you have sex with a woman on her period, and blood gets on your pubic hair.
Man, that bitch gave me a rusty rug!
When you give someone a drinking straw that you have shoved up your ass.
I got that dumb motherfucker with the old buck rusty!
Similar to a Rusty Trumpet, but performed by a less skilled player. The act of blowing into a woman’s back door while reaching around and awkwardly fingering her lady bits.
Ethan thought himself a skilled virtuoso in the art of satisfying a woman, the Miles Davis of the Rusty Trumpet, but he was, alas, merely fumbling with a Rusty Ocarina.