flying salty demons

Semen, sperm,jizm, Male ejaculate, cum

"Release the flying salty demons!" -

"Man, I covered her in flying salty demons"

Salty Milk and Pennies

noun:
Used to describe the taste of the female genitals

q: "How does pussy taste? Seriously?"
a: "Kinda like Salty Milk and Pennies."

Salty coins and milk

Its how pussy tastes like

"Her pussy taste like salty coins and milk

Salty Piss Flaps

very accurate depiction of the vagina

that girl pisses so much, she's got salty piss flaps cuz of it.

Salty Prime Minister

A Canadian sex act performed on a man, referred to as the "Prime Minister." The man's partner covers the Prime Minister's penis in maple syrup and Pop Rocks prior to performing fellatio on him.

Robin: "Do you have any Pop Rocks?"
Ted: "No, why?"
Robin: "Have you ever heard of a Salty Prime Minister?"
Ted: "No..."
Robin: "Nevermind."

Salty Bag Drag

Before you tea-bag someone, you slide the divider of your nutbag along the receivers nose there by leaving a salty after taste on their upper lip for them to enjoy.

I swear to God if Sara doesn`t quit screaming thru the PA system; I`m going to give her a Salty Bag Drag!

Salty Eye-Patch

A Salty Eye-Patch occurs when a dude explodes his load on a woman's eye area while she is sleeping. Over the course of the night, the splooge hardens and becomes a salty eye-patch.

Bro, i totally gave my girlfriend a sweet salty eye-patch last night. She woke up and thought she was blind!