sandwich man

1. A meme commonly seen on 4chan and other web forums consisting of a drawn portly man, holding out a sandwich, with a speech bubble in which comical phrases are photoshopped. Also known as sandwich dude or sandwich guy.

2. In certain groups of friends, the name used to refer to the group tool. Convenient for instances when making fun of said tool while he/she is present.

1. Some say that the sandwich man meme never gets overused because the joke can always be changed with some photoshop magic

2. Angela: "Karl! Did you invite that tool Shawn to hang out with us again??"
Karl: "Hell no, sandwich man isn't coming."
Angela: "Good. He's just annoying"

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pickle sandwich

when a dirty man puts his penis in a womans vagina.

peter gave amanda a pickle sandwich.

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hero sandwich

at least 3 girls stacked all on their backs - legs spread revealing a plethera of pussies in close proximity. add mayo or tobasco for a tastey treat.

I'd like to see the Dixie Chicks in a hero sandwich.

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boner sandwich

What you say when something bad, annoying, or disappointing happens. Basically the same as "that sucks" or "too bad."

person1: I tried to call him, but he wasn't home :(
person2: Boner sandwich.

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turkey sandwich

1.Pure awesome palced between two pre-sliced slices of bread.
2.Sandwich type that is the best. Decided in the great "Turkey Ham war"

Ham sucks.-----------------------It really does.
Turkey was only declined as Americas National bird because if it was, how could we eat it in turkey sandwich form?

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Sandwich Artist

1. A person who creates artful sanwiches for people in a Sandwich shop.

2. A person who, in real terms, is unskilled, and cant see it, despite thinking they have a 'talent'. The person often makes inappropriate, obtuse, or simplistic comments, to everyone elses amusement.

3. A synonym for B.O.M.

Look at the sandwich artist Lion. He is boasting about his temp contact in a Real Estate firm after we terminate his temp work here - he has finished the archiving we had him in for.

He is a born and bred B.O.M. like Jagoff When will he wake up?

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Nard Sandwich

When multiple men aggressively spoon each other on the bottom bunk of a bunkbed. The buns consisting of two random people and the meat consisting of the most popular person present. Extra toppings can be added.

"Damn, the Nard-Dog was so hard during the Nard Sandwich!"

"Mason, Bernard, and Aidan made a crazy Nard Sandwich last night!"