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A God-given gift to this earth. Selfless, loving, and fun.
"Ugh my boyfriend is such a jerk, I wish I had an Angel San Martin"
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You werent bothered to Type Grand Theft Auto but typed GTA.
Its so time consuming to type 'Grand Theft Auto San Andreas car mod' so i like to type 'GTA San Andreas car mod' instead.
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The "Full San Francisco" is a hair style popular among certain protest subcultures in America. It is characterized by hair that is dyed an unnatural color like blue, and then the pubic and underarm hair is dyed to match.
I met this girl picketing E3 yesterday. Took her home and she showed me her Full San Francisco.
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A variation of tea bagging with a tasty twist. The testicles (the nuts) are placed in the eye sockets with the flaccid penis (the banana) draped gently over the mouth.
Often used as a party joke by immature bi-curious frat boys. Performed by intoxicated fraternity brothers, on unconscious victims, usually other men.
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The city of San Francisco, nicknamed so due to its large liberal extremist population.
Citizens of San Fran Freako cream their pants every time a new state legalizes gay marriage.
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a high school in encinitas, california of nerds, stoners, and ravers. also has a lot of skaters and surfers and surfers are great so they make up for the rest of the school and its lack of a football team
1: hey you go to san dieguito academy right?
2: yeah
1: so you smoke weed and skate all the time then?
2: yeah
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An overrated small-town located in the isolated central coast of California. Pretty much everyone who lives here thinks its the best place on earth, but can only back that up with either "it has perfect weather," "it has farmer's market on Thursday," or "Its surrounded by scenic hills." The truth is, the majority of the people who live here come from smog-embezzled L.A. They haven't seen much better of an area, so when they get here they think its paradise, and never want to leave.
In the end, you get a small-town that has a high population of snobs, lacking diversity and that is conservative in many respects. Also, full of people who haven't heard of Yosemite, or who have, but don't really know where it is and have never been there. They think, what place could be better than San Luis Obispo?
About the weather, its not perfect. The sunny, clear weather people talk about only occurs for a few hours around lunch. Past 3-o'clock, you'll have a cold wind blowing in your face at 18mph, almost all year. Evenings, everyone's inside because its cold and windy. Even in the summer you only get a handful of nice evenings. There are no seasons, the weather is the same year-round, which is boring.
Hairstylist: "So, how long have you lived here in San Luis Obispo?"
resident "Oh, I've lived here for many years, at least 40, grew up here and raised my kids here."
H.S. "Oh really, so where are your kids off to?"
"Oh, they're actually still here as well. You know, once your here, you realize its not worth living anywhere else."
97% of people here say this on a daily basis.
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