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Where you shit in your partner ass, then you eat it out. Like you are eating a sloppy Joe in-between two buns.
I eat the shit out of her ass... My shit. That sloppy Joe was good.
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Unbelievably full, jiggly pendulous breasts that some women get from childbirth.
Man, I was never really attracted to Maya Rudolph. But ever since she got knocked up, her sloppy momjobs are giving me a boner.
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The act of updating your Facebook status from a mobile device when you are too drunk to spell or make sense
Sorry I was really drunk last night so just ignore my "sloppy status" update.
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Anal sex which is highly lubricated and messy which can include a mixture of Astroglide and fecal matter.
I feel really sorry for the hotel maid who had to clean the sheets after me and Susan's sloppy marcia.
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someone who eats microwave diarrhea
"that sloppy bird smells like microwave diarrhea"
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when one disposes fecal matter into a cup and smears it onto another persons mouth.
"I'm about to give you a sloppy gillapi."
"Remember that time they gave that kid with the long blond hair a sloppy gillapi at that party after he got that carrot shoved up his ass, that was so funny."
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When a fat chick's pussy is so wet and cavernous that it sounds like fapping rather than sex
"Guess what!"
"What?"
"I fucked your mum!"
"ewww"
"Yeah she is a real sloppy joe!"
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