the smoking kills

What? You haven't heard of them? The Smoking Kills is the sweetest band ever to come outta Toronto, yep. With Double-Ben action on gee-tars, and Can on drums, they will most certainly blow your ears off with musical sweetness. Hold your breath for the album, but if it doesn't come within an hour, you can forget that.

-MAN! THE SMOKING KILLS ARE SO SWEET!
-Yeah, and their manager is totally hot.
-NANANANANANA <3 *EAR LOVIN*

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swift smoke

A brief, yet satisfying blowie. Generally not performed by a significant other.

Damn, that swift smoke was ill! I hope my boo don't find out.

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Gay Smoke

You cut a bunch of skittles and/or starbursts in half, throw them into a bowl over some tobacco or marijuana, light the tobacco or marijuana, then inhale the aroma of the smoke filtering through the candy.

The gay smoke i smoked last night was great, and my parents didn't know cuz the smoke smel;led like candy.

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Cock Smoke

The residual smell left in a room that people recently had sex in.

Katie and mat were in there fucking all night. When I went in this morning the whole room stank of Cock Smoke

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smoking monkey

a person who looks like a monkey, and smokes alot.

casso is such a smoking monkey.

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smoke on the water

A reference to the smoke left sitting above the water in a bong after the first lighting of the cone.

Hey Jimmy, you gonna draw up the rest of the smoke on the water, or can i have it?

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Smoke a Bone

Suck a fat cock

I seen kylie Smoke a Bone at Eric's party last night

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